||[Jun. 27th, 2005|08:30 pm]
So I'm a failure at updating in addtion to being a failure at life. I'm back in Miami and have returned to my humble job at American Eagle. I've also been good and am visiting the gym at an almost daily basis. So yeah, that's pretty much it. Um...so to make this entry a little more interesting, I'm going to add some random quotes from Chicago (all stolen from Scott's facebook profile). |
"Gee, you're pretty hot for a white female." -- Scott's new pick-up line.
"Hey there, girl. You're lookin' pretty sturdy." -- Scott's other pick-up line.
"In the junk!" -- don't ask. For the sake of the cleanliness of your soul, just don't ask.
"Dammit, Tickle!" -- Scott. Tickle was apparently being a bitch.
"Eww. It exploded." -- Christa
"Sure, its all funk and games until someone gets served!" -- Scott, concerning someone getting served in a dance-off.
Dave: "I have 10 inches of glory!" [as he hugs the box containing his recently delivered piping hot Florian pizza which happened to be 10" across]
Scott: "So do I, Dave, but I don't brag about it."
Dave [really drunk]: "Oooh..."
Scott [actually, quite sober]: "What's that, Dave?"
Dave: "I'm gonna kill 'em."
Scott: "Uh, who exactly are you going to kill, Dave?"
Dave: "Everybody ever."
Scott: "Everybody ever, huh, Dave? Well, you better get started."
Dave: "Yeah. You better fucking duck."